A lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said: "I would like to buy some cyanide. The pharmacist asked, "Why?" The lady replied: "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist said: 'Lord have mercy! that's against the law! Absolutely not!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied:"You didn't tell me you had a prescription!!!
No comments:
Post a Comment