Can't stop laughing

A lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said: "I would like to buy some cyanide. The pharmacist asked, "Why?" The lady replied: "I need it to poison my husband." 




The pharmacist said: 'Lord have mercy! that's against the law! Absolutely not!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.




The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied:"You didn't tell me you had a prescription!!!

Birthdays

When its our birthdays, we plan a lot of things, ranging from dinner parties or a club party to just hanging with loved ones. Some lucky ones get surprised with gifts, while some get to tell you what it is they want as a gift and get them.
  I  am not big on Birthdays but i do appreciate people who are. I personally think its a time to be thankful and also reflect so you become a better person.  i accept gifts with open and warm arms though,lol. (who doesn't like gifts)

People around me tend to overrate birthdays but to me its the another monday all over, but then again its just my opinion.

Happy birthday to you April 16th babies..  i hope you have a fantastic day.

Sign off!!!

I miss play times

You will be planning the weekend out when it suddenly dawns on you that the whole schedule revolves around work, that there is no "play" in your play time. sniff i miss playing games, You know what i mean... As a friend of mine would say: "Wah do u min long time no play play!" am sure the time would arrive but when is the question?

I had to do work from the age of 3 and still busy.. my mum is still busy at the age of 49, so tell me when is play time?

zippy lost his keys

Zipparah Tafari - Where,s ma keys and ma phone....lol

Am sure everyone gets what am coming up with.. yes its the where ma keys where my phone!!!

It all happened on british TV again, this time on the popular show Britain's Got Talent.The British television talent competition that allows people of any age with some sort of talent to audition. Contestants perform in front of judges, and a live audience. i must say the audience loved this one.


Zippy came up with his rap of looking for your keys and your phone
He said: 'everyone must look for their keys and phone, even Prince Charles." 
I loved it. watch out for Simon Cowel's expression..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKh1ciQzdyE

Where my keys where my phone.......

Time..

 People say its always better late than never. i may agree with that but as i was told, in the journalism world late is same as never...


    It always takes me 6mins to walk from my house to my department. if i have a class by 11:15am i always leave my house at 11:10am so as to get to class by 11:16 yeah1 i know its almost late... you might think its not a big deal but in my world its a hand full. i walked into by 11:15 and my teacher looked up and he gave me the  'Aggg get your life together look' lool

Thought Of The Day

You are much influenced by the company you keep, before you befriend someone, assess his convictions and character.  JUST SAYING

Ameena!!!

 Hello, my name is Ameena Maigari, I am currently a student in The university of buckingham, studying communication media and journalism. I used to study business and management but it was blur.:).I love to travel, but I have not gone round the world yet!(very soon). I enjoy cooking on a normal day but I don't get the chance anymore, I have this yoruba girl my flat mate that beats me to it..lol, so now I love to eat the food more. 
 The purpose of my  blog is to be busy with myself but really who am I kidding its a part of my reporting course and I have to pass it. 
I am sure while some people would agree with me, some might just think what rubbish is she writing but oh well,I will encourage comments, disagreements and criticism. Enjoy!!!