Thursday, 24 May 2012

David Cameron calls Ed Balls


David Cameron's 'muttering idiot' insult is latest in string of outbursts

Link to this videoPrime minister, who was told off for unparliamentary language, has apologised before for getting too hot under collar at PMQsOnce again the prime minister lost it. He called Ed Balls a "muttering idiot" and, as his face went brick red again, was obliged to withdraw the word.
Lord Lamont's observation that his former adviser can occasionally be "quite volatile" will come as little surprise to those on both sides of the house who have endured a  David Cameron tongue-lashing.
A mere three  months after apologising for suggesting that Ed Balls's Commons heckling was akin to "having someone with Tourette's sitting opposite you" the Tory leader on Wednesday labelled the shadow chancellor a "muttering idiot" during PMQs.
Prime minister, who was told off for unparliamentary language, has apologised before for getting too hot under collar at PMQ.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/news/blog/2012/may/23/david-cameron-ed-balls-muttering

PANCAKES


Basic pancakes with sugar and lemon

 
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Ingredients

For the pancake mixture
  • 110g/4oz plain flour, sifted
  • pinch of salt
  • 2 eggs
  • 200ml/7fl oz milk mixed with 75ml/3fl oz water
  • 50g/2oz buter
To serve
  • caster sugar
  • lemon juic
  • lemon wedges

Basic pancakes with sugar and lemon





Preparation method

  1. Sift the flour and salt into a large mixing bowl with a sieve held high above the bowl so the flour gets an airing. 

    Now make a well in the centre of the flour and break the eggs into it. Then  beginwhisking the eggs - any sort of whisk or even a fork will do - incorporating any bits of flour from around the edge of the bowl as you do so.
  2. Next gradually add small quantities of the milk and water mixture, still whisking (don't worry about any lumps as they will eventually disappear as you whisk). 

    When all the liquid has been added, use a rubber spatula to scrape any elusive bits of flour from around the edge into the centre, then whisk once more until the batter is smooth, with the consistency of thin cream. 

    Now melt the 50g/2oz of butter in a pan. Spoon 2 tbsp of it into the batter and whisk it in, then pour the rest into a bowl and use it to lubricate the pan, using a wodge of kitchen paper to smear it round before you make each pancake.
  3. Now get the pan really hot, then turn the heat down to medium and, to start with, do a test pancake to see if you're using the correct amount of batter. I find 2 tbsp is about right for an 18cm/7in pan. It's also helpful if you spoon the batter into a ladle so it can be poured into the hot pan in one go.

     As soon as the batter hits the hot pan, tip it around from side to side to get the base evenly coated with batter. It should take only half a minute or so to cook; you can lift the edge with a palette knife to see if it's tinged gold as it should be. 

    Flip the pancake over with a pan slice or palette knife - the other side will need a few seconds only - then simply slide it out of the pan onto a plate.
  4. Stack the pancakes as you make them between sheets of greaseproof paper on a plate fitted over simmering water, to keep them warm while you make the rest.
  5. To serve, sprinkle each pancake with freshly squeezed lemon juice and caster sugar, fold in half, then in half again to form triangles, or else simply roll them up.

     Serve sprinkled with a little more sugar and lemon juice and extra sections of lemon

fish and chips talent

Buckingham Artist that served me fish and chips the fish could not fit inn so he showed some talent..

Mad people..

A thief broke into a mad man's house & stole a tv. 


He took off & started running, 


the mad man also ran after him. 


The faster he ran, the faster the mad man also ran aftr him.


Finally he got tired & stopped,


The mad man also stopped & told him 




"Tak dis, u 4got d remote"..

Just Saying

Don't let your candle burn your own house in the same 




way don't let your bad deeds burn away your good 




deeds, what you do reflects you and what you get in 




response Is your own reflection.

Sunday, 13 May 2012

James Ibori Corrupt Nigerian Politician

The British Government may soon begin to bar children of corrupt Nigerian politicians from its private schools.

This follows last month’s conviction of a former governor of Delta State, Chief James Ibori, by a London crown court for stealing millions of pounds from the treasury of his state and spending the same to acquire luxury items around the world.

Ibori was convicted and sentenced to 13 years in jail after he pleaded guilty to stealing and laundering over $80m.


He said, “We hope that, by tackling the likes of James Ibori, we’re saying to those stealing from the state purse,
You can’t have your children at private school in London. 
You can’t have a multimillion pound house in one of the most affluent areas of London. 
You can’t drive around in top of the range vehicles.
We won’t let you move money around to buy multimillion pound jets.”

The unit investigated the Ibori case for seven years.

“As governor of the oil-rich Delta State in Nigeria, James Ibori’s salary was only $6000 a year, yet he managed to afford luxury properties, fleets of Rolls Royces, a Bentley and a Maybach, first class travel, private boarding school fees and a private jet worth $20 million.”

The reportalso examined the role played by British banks in aiding Ibori to loot his state’s treasury as well as why Nigerian politicians find London an attractive location for laundered funds

Thursday, 10 May 2012

British Government VS Nigerian Government

The british government had decided from today to banish children of corrupt Nigerian politicians from its private schools.

hmmm I am thinking what went wrong now?


Did we try to corrupt them?


Or did we try to pay them off?


i will dig and update you..

Tuesday, 1 May 2012

In your face Manchester United

Manchester City took control of the Premier League title race with just two games left after kicking manchester united.


Vincent Kompany's header in first-half stoppage time gave City the win that puts them top on goal difference, just three weeks after they trailed United by eight points.
City needed victory while Sir Alex Ferguson knew a draw would suit his purposes more than opposite number Roberto Mancini. (Manchester City manager)
And the United manager perhaps decided to err on the side of caution, with Wayne Rooney employed as a lone striker.
In a game of few chances, City were the more positive side and deserved the three points from what had been labelled the biggest game in the Premier League's 20-year history.
Man City derby win changes nothing - Roberto Mancini

Although  Roberto Mancini says the victory over Manchester United takes his side top of the Premier League on goal difference "changes nothing" in the title race as their rivals have "two easy games" remaining.

We shall all see what will happen...
Watch out!!!

Obama makes surprise visit to Afghanistan

Just a day before Bin Laden's anniversary US president Barack Obama has arrived in Afghanistan on an unannounced visit. 

President Barack Obama today paid a surprise visit to Afghanistan, touching down in the war-torn country one year to the day after al-Qaeda chief Osama bin Laden died at the hands of elite American troops in neighboring Pakistan.


Journalists traveling with the president reported  that him and Afghan President Hamid Karzai have signed a 10-year accord charting future relations between the countries.
The agreement outlines the US role in Afghanistan after 2014, when most Nato combat forces are due to pull out.
After Mr Obama's arrival, Mr Karzai said a post-war agreement would seal an "equal partnership" between Afghanistan and the United States, reports say.
Obama plans to make a televised address to the nation at 7:30 p.m. ET from Bagram Air Base in Afghanistan.
Mr Obama is also due to give a TV address to Americans back home.